Tuesday, December 23, 2014

How to Make Your Semen Taste Good

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How to Make Your Semen Taste Good
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prep for her palate
In regards to swallowing, what will make my semen taste better for my wife? That and the gag reflex are the two main reasons why we fight over oral sex. I have no problem giving it to her, nor does she have any problems receiving it. I would like to be on the receiving end as well.
Chris


Hello Chris,
Different foods are believed to alter ejaculate with different tastes; finding the one that pleases your wife's palate may involve some trial and error. Kiwi, watermelon and celery are all said to lighten the taste of semen, whereas coffee and beer are believed to heighten its bitterness. Dairy products are also frowned upon, as their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes.


Your wife may notice a change for the better if you incorporate some acidic fruits into your diet — plums, blueberries and cranberries are all believed to make semen taste sweet or sugary. If your lady has an affinity for heavier flavors, alkaline-based foods like fish and meat are said to make for a buttery taste.
Donald Zimmer


a bad cut?
I am 18 and a while back I had to get circumcised. Before I was circumcised my erections were high, throbbing and, well, you know what. But after I got circumcised I noticed that even though I can still get erect, it is not as high or as powerful as before. I think I even went down an inch. Is this in my head or is there something wrong?
Frank


Hello Frank,
Unless your circumcision was a botched one, it should have no effect on penis size or function. If the procedure was a botched one, you'd likely know it by now!


Keep in mind that the older we get, the longer the recovery time is for injuries and operations. So while a newborn only requires a week to heal after a circumcision, someone your age might need three or four to do so. If the problem persists after this time period, follow up with the doctor who performed the circumcision.
Donald Zimmer


not buying it
I have never really bought into the pumps, pills and creams when it comes to penis enlargement. But is there any regimen (involving diet, exercise or supplements) out there that has been proven to maximize penis length and girth?
Timothy


Hi Timothy,
The strength of your erection depends upon the flow of blood to it, which in turn depends upon its general flow throughout your body. So, diet and exercise certainly are contributing factors to size — the better your circulation, the better your erection. Of course, there are limits to the benefits you'll see from a healthier lifestyle. The size of your penis won't physically increase — you'll just be maximizing your potential.


Many of the creams that you see advertised in your inbox operate on this principle. They don't actually increase your size, as they purport to, but they create the illusion of increased size by activating blood flow. Depending on your perspective, this either makes them a scam or a worthwhile purchase. After all, there's a lot to be said for the power of illusion.
Donald Zimmer


Whenever she goes down, she gets ill…


My wife seems to get a sinus infection a day or two after she performs oral sex through to ejaculation on me. I really enjoy her doing it, but I hate for her to get sick afterward. Is there anything we can do?
John


John,
It sounds as if your spouse may be suffering from a case of sinusitis. Sinusitis is an infection of the sinuses that can be caused by anything that interrupts the flow of air into the sinuses and the flow of mucus out of them. Sometimes the blockage will be an actual physical one (such as a tumor or other growth), and other times it will result from the infection and swelling of the tissues lining the sinus openings. In both cases, semen can be the culprit.


As this isn't an isolated incident, your wife may be the victim of chronic or recurrent sinusitis. While sinusitis hits most of us at some point in our lives, it is usually in its acute form — that's to say, the sinuses become inflamed for a period of three weeks or so, then heal. An unlucky few, however, experience a form of the infection that can drag on or recur over months, or even years. Have your GP give your wife the once-over, then seek out a sinus specialist for her as soon as you can. If she is indeed a chronic sufferer, you can be sure that her discomfort won't be restricted to the post-coital variety, so the earlier you can remedy this, the better.
Donald Zimmer


number-cruncher
You once wrote, "Let me assure you that it would be somewhat abnormal for any man to sustain a consistent erection through several ejaculations."
My girlfriend insisted that I write to you and ask what percentage of men stay erect after ejaculation. I maintain an erection as long as I am stimulated (I am 48 years old). I have read that some men do, but I haven't found any information about the number of men that have that particular trait. Do you have any information on that?
Jeff


Jeff,
Your question made me put my detective hat on, and I'm sorry to say that my investigation wasn't a very productive one. The kind of statistic that you requested doesn't seem to be out there, and it makes sense that it wouldn't be. After all, most statistics arise as a result of an investigation into a problem, and the ability to sustain erections throughout ejaculations hardly qualifies as such. For the same reason, you'll find a lot of numbers relating to the percentage of the population that is starving, but you'd be hard-pressed to find a statistical breakdown of the well-fed numbers.


What I can tell you, however, is that the capacity to prolong erections isn't so much a genetic trait as it is an ability that can be developed. Lifestyle habits are major contributors and there are plenty of steps that one can take in the bedroom for immediate results.
Donald Zimmer


one man's meat...
My boyfriend likes it in the butt. Is that normal? He likes me to put large items in his butt.
Patty


Hi Patty,
Well, it's not really up to me to say whether or not your boyfriend's sexual tastes are normal. The one that you describe would seem to put him in a minority among heterosexual men, but it's a mistake to equate being in a minority with some form of sexual deviance.


It is important, however, that you be comfortable with your significant other's requests in the bedroom. If you're not at ease with his sexual tastes, vocalize that before they become habits.
Donald Zimmer


2.
Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.


You Cum What You Eat
Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body’s other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate’s smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her vagina’s flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the next day? It’s in your semen as well, and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.


While there’s no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body’s output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.


Sweet As Pie
It will come as a disappointment to all you party people, but the surest way to nicer tasting spooge is clean living. Cut back on your vices – alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (except maybe for Viagra), and junk food. Word is that vegetarians, both men and women, taste better, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. Indulge in lots of fresh fruits and veggies, and drink lots of juice and water.


Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body’s pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its “bleachy” quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.
At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well, oniony. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. Strongly spiced dishes, like curries, can also carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don’t want to restrict what you eat too much. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, but it’s something to keep in mind: if you’re planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.


Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases, what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you’ll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.


A Magic Pill
There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don’t expect miracles.


One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that claim doesn’t seem very farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also, beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.


Be Consistent
Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen; being dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum.


3.
“People claim chocolate cake, and pineapple. But I have never noticed a difference. The only thing I have noticed is that the less hydrated a man is and the more sodium in his diet the thicker and saltier and more disgusting it will be. Just out of curiosity would you mind saying why you care whether she swallows or spits it out? At the point of ejaculation you are finished, you had your orgasm, so why do you need her to swallow it? It's not going to undo your orgasm if she spits it out. For a lot of women with swallowing issues it is not just the taste, it is the texture. Regardless of what you can or can't get it to taste like it will still have the texture of a mouth full of warm snot.


Most women who swallow are not enjoying it, they are doing it to make their man happy. No woman ever said gee I wish I had a glass full of semen because it was so tasty.”


4.
“Fresh Pineapple is one delicious tasting fruit and works as well as pineapple juice in improving the taste of semen.. whether one chooses to swallow or not. The taste will be in one's mouth whether it is swallowed or spit out so be considerate and enjoy delicious and healthy pineapple in your diet. As for the need to have it swallowed, it has been implied that to do so is unhealthy for one's stomach yet I've not come across any such diagnosis of death by semen ingestion. However some girls/ladies do not care to swallow so if a man insists you swallow, do me instead as I love pineapple and don't care if you spit it out. My screen name is found most places including gmail so now you know how to find me.”


5.
“Pineapple juice really helps. If you drink a lot of sweet drinks your semen will be sweet. Unfortunately it will lead to diabetes if you do too much.”


6.
Private parts are never going to taste like chocolate cake or a glazed donut—and that's okay. Men and women's natural smells and tastes are part of human sexuality, and as long as you're healthy, there's nothing wrong with how the universe made you. But there are a few things you can eat and drink to smell and taste "better."


According to the Kinsey Institute, fruit (especially citrus, bananas, and papayas), spices (cinnamon, nutmeg, and peppermint, among others), parsley, wheatgrass, and celery up the flavor of semen. Cigarettes, caffeine, red meat, onions, and garlic make it taste worse.


For the ladies, our sister site Jezebel recommends pineapple, celery, yogurt, red grapes, cranberry juice, lots of water, mint, watermelon, and strawberries. And the things to avoid? Beer, coffee, alcohol, asparagus, most dairy, onions, shallots, meat, and fish.


7.
To most, semen isn't a taste that people crave. There may be a few people out there who can honestly admit to liking the taste of Jizz, but most will compare it to a bitter salt tablet. Most men wish their partner would swallow, and usually the biggest road block is the fact that their partner hates the taste. Here are some tips that will help to improve the taste of your semen.


Diet Influences Your Semen's Taste And Smell
Like your other bodilly secretions, semen's taste and smell is affected directly by what you eat and drink. Like you may notice, the taste of your female partner's vaginal secretions is also linked to what she eats or drinks. Have you ever noticed that if you eat a meal consisting of onions or garlic, the smell seems to escape from your skin pores the next day? Your cum is the same way and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.


While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.


Passing The Taste Test
It will come as a disappointment to most party animals, but the best way to produce better tasting jizz is to live free of consuming toxins. You will need to take it easy when it comes to consuming your favorite vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and junk food will really put a strain on your production of great tasting man chowder. It's been said that vegetarians, both men and women, have better tasting bodilly secretions, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. The secret to great tasting cum is to eat plenty of fresh fruits and veggies. What should you drink? Loads of juice and water.


Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.


At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are oniony to say the least. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. If you like heavilly strongly spiced dishes like curries, you can also count on those spices to carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much for better tasting sperm. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, and this should always be kept in mind. Just keep this in mind though: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.


Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.


The Magic Pill
There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don't expect miracles.


One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.


Be Consistent For The Best Benefits
Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing to say the least. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen. Becoming dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy which as you can imagine, would be most unappetizing. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, and this is probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, so eat up if you want more cream.


A Drink Recipe For Tasty Seed
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though I can't make promises, this drink might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.


Super Spunk Smoothie


1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice


Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.


8.
1. This may come (lol) as a surprise to many of you, but it turns out that drinking lots of alcohol, smoking a boatload of cigarettes, doing copious amounts of drugs and downing cup after cup of coffee is actually bad for your cum. It makes it bitter and gross, so if you want your sex person to swallow, lay off these things for a week or so. Or like forever.


2. Even as there are things you should definitely not eat, there are also things you can eat. Think fruits, like pineapples, apples, cranberries, lemons, anything that’s natural and from the earth.


3. If you’re thinking someone is going to be tasting your cum anytime in the near future, do them a favor and lay off the fried food ok? If you can’t stand the taste of your own cum, how can you expect me to?


4. Turns out that both vegetarians and vegans have the best tasting cum, probably because they take in a lot of fruits and vegetables because they have nothing else to eat.


5. But if you are a meat eater, go for poultry over red meat.


6. Go easy on the eggs and dairy products (milk, cheese, yogurt, etc.). Cum has something against cows, apparently.


7. DO NOT EAT ASPARAGUS OR BROCCOLI OR GARLIC OR ONIONS.


8. I once blew a guy who had the best tasting cum. Seriously, it was so sweet and unique to him and I still remember it. That’s the thing though: you only remember the best tasting or the worst, god-awfulest tasting cum. If you really want to make your sex person crave your cum, take in lots of cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and the like.


9. Popeye’s is delicious, but in general you should say NO to fast food if you want cum that keeps them coming back for more.


10. If you’re not sure what to cut out of your diet or what to include in it, the way it goes is pretty much that anything that’s bad for your health is bad for your cum. So if you eat pretty healthily on a regular basis, your cum is prob be AMAZING.


11. And if you have a problem eating healthy, eat some fruit every day and drink a whole lot of water. It’ll flush out all the toxins you are polluting your body with.


12. You and your sex person can play with the “Super Spunk Smoothie” that is supposed to make your cum taste like wow, and it includes basically everything on this list that’s good for you.

13. And failing all that, if you’re really lazy you can just order some Yummy Cum and call it a day (but it only has 6 reviews on Amazon so meh).

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